Friday, July 14, 2006

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

New article from The Onion.

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

Hmm, it makes sense!

6 comments:

adam said...

Ah man, I thought we weren't gonna bring this stuff up!

Xanthippas said...

Well, that was before the people who I thought might be offended, elected not to join us.

Just kidding!

Or am I?

James said...

Regardless of any other blogs that may (or may not) exist, I found it funny and thought my fellow blog-mates would enjoy it.
:)

adam said...

I was being facetious.

James said...

No, you were playa hatin. Why you gotta play me like that, man?
Don't you know this is how we roll?

Nat-Wu said...

Hey, it's the Onion! It's not like we're saying evangelicals have idiotic beliefs!