Seriously Personal Combat

Unless it shoots off, I'm not sure how useful this is:

BE THE FIRST TO OWN A PISTOL BAYONET THAT LOOKS AS GOOD AS IT WORKS! THIS RAZOR-SHARP KA-BAR BLADE FITS ANY MEDIUM TO LARGE PISTOL WITH A RAIL. IT SLIDES ON AND OFF EASILY WITH THE QUICK PRESS OF TWO BUTTONS. A LASERLYTE ORGINAL, THE PISTOL BAYONET IS READY FOR ANY SITUATION! THE PRODUCT IS READY FOR USE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PACKAGE!

I like the "straight out of the package" bit especially. Cause you know, most knives need some assembly first.

(Via William Gibson of all people. Cause that's the circle I roll in.)

The Greatest Idea of Our Age

Think of the mortal terror that you will see in your enemy's eyes when, confronted by them in a dark and lonely alley, you reach for your waist and begin to undo your belt...

More incredible than any science fiction thriller…RazorRazor has reinvented a massive sword (RazorSword) into a complete modern and concealed weapon system, called the BeltSword System. For the first time in the history on Planet Earth; we have a practical, lethal, and totally concealed massive sword fitted into a weapon system called the BeltSword. The massive sword (RazorSword) is worn totally hidden around your waist, behind your leather belt, and in total comfort. The massive RazorSword is instantly accessible! At a mere touch, strike mode is initiated; deployment is “Lightening Fast”!

If this sounds like a great idea to you...then you sir, are a lunatic. Which means you are exactly the kind of person who should be reading this blog!