Saturday, July 15, 2006

Giant Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Broach.


Ever want a pet cockroach? Would you like to wear one? You can order this little cockroach from www.blackchandelier.com along with all the accessories. They are decorated with Austrian Swarovski crystal and come complete with a leash set. Basically it's a pin that you can attach to your clothing with a chain that clasps to the cockroach's carapace so he won't run all over you. Cool, huh? Man, if I'd only known about this back when I had several dozen of those guys...

8 comments:

adam said...

Then, they, uh, die?

Nat-Wu said...

I think the person in the picture looks freaky. Would anyone really aspire to look like that?

Xanthippas said...

Uh...why don't you ask our resident spider woman?

I kid!

Xanthippas said...

By the way, what are you talking about? Roach chick is hot...but she's seriously dumping that roach before I'd hop in the sack with her.

Xanthippas said...

Okay I was coming down from a bad trip when I typed that..."roach chick" is probably a guy.

Mildred said...

Almost nothing can kill those roaches. They live for about a year. The roaches they send you through this site are all supposed to be males so you won't have any unexpected babies showing up a month later. And then the month after that. And then the month after that...

Xanthippas said...

Babies??

Gah!

Mildred said...

We're talking something like fifty babies a month and they can escape from anything except vasoline, oddly enough.