Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The most emailed Onion article ever

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

6 comments:

Xanthippas said...

Nat-Wu was complaining about this, only he said it was women who have strangely defined features and wear too much make-up.

James said...

and adams apples

Nat-Wu said...

How'd they get Adam's apples? And what was he doing with those apples anyway? And why do they take those apples and squish them all over my sweating torso and rub the bits on my nipples and lick the juice from my pleasure trail?

Mildred said...

Oh, gag!

Xanthippas said...

I just vomited up my snack bar.

James said...

I know brothers should be close, but come on!