Blow it Up

Guess what these are for. No really, take a long look, and guess:



If you said "to block the awful smell of the diseased flatulance eminating from your dirty bottom" you're right! Pat yourself on the back (but not the butt unless you're already wearing these!)

The pants have a built in filter and airtight fit to ensure the elimination of nasty odours.

Makers Under-Tec say the "gas eaters", officially called Under-Ease, are no joke but a "serious product that serves a purpose".

They say the pants "relieve the pain without the shame" and "improve social confidence".

Or more accurately, they relieve you of the "pain" of having to obey social custom by not befouling your immediate surroundings and ruining the appetite/day of anyone with the misfortune of being trapped near your rotting bowels. But I also imagine that a group of guys with a pair of these and too much to drink might, upon taking a trip to Pancho's Mexican Buffet, try to find out exactly how effective "activated carbon" really is compared to the power of a dozen or so "activated" colons.