The Wisdom of Spam, pt. III

In my inbox today I received this little nugget with the subject heading: "How too Make a Girl Orgasm - Faster Than a Cheetah in Heat." Okay, but not having studied the orgasm response of female Cheetahs, I'm unaware of what this actually might accomplish for me. Unless perhaps they got their animals confused and meant cougar instead, in which case that makes a little more sense, though I was not aware that cougars have a reputation for a particularly fast or slow, um, satisfaction.