If you want my a**, you're gonna have to fight me for it!

I was having lunch with a friend of mine this past weekend and he told me a story. As he told it:

"I went to the Autozone with my friend S the other day. He went into the store to get what he wanted so I figured I'd go ahead and get his spot in line so he wouldn't have to wait. So I went to get in line behind this guy and got maybe 6 to 8 feet behind him. He must have seen me, so he turned around and said 'Hey, what are you looking at? Are you looking at my ass? If you want my ass, you're gonna have to fight me for it!' Man, I just couldn't think of anything to say to that. So I just let him check out and leave. The guy at the counter apologized and said he just didn't know what to say about that."

I wouldn't either, man. I wouldn't either.